Legal Stuff

I hate legal stuff so let me make this short: CyberRoach.com will not collect any kind of personal data that allows me to identify you or track you personally in any way. My ISP collects some statistics and some of the counters on some of the pages collect things like your domain and where you came from. If you have a problem with that then please leave - thanks.

While I don't have anything on my web pages that I consider offensive, some people are just beyond help and are easily offended by everything and everyone. This may be especially true for lazy-ass parents that are too busy watching TV to care about what their little angels are doing. If your brats find anything on my website that you deem inappropriate well guess what - it's your damn fault! Don't whine about it, don't complain about it just take better care of your kids and perhaps get involved in their lives a bit more. It's idiots like you that give parenting a bad name. Letting kids surf the Internet unattended is just as smart as handing them loaded guns, matches and scissors.

All the texts and images on these pages are by me unless marked otherwise. I make it a priority to give credit where credit is due, if you feel that your copyright has been violated please contact me and bring it to my attention. I'll be happy to work with you to resolve any issues. And along these lines: please don't copy anything from my web pages and claim it's yours. I can't stand people like that. Quotes in the context of a review or scientific work are absolutely OK but if you need more please contact me and I'm sure we can come to an agreement. I'm not interested in money, I'm interested in fairness and honesty.

And finally: anything on these web pages is provided without any explicit or implicit warrantees or guarantees whatsoever. Contrary to what greedy lawyers may want you to believe, you live life at your own risk! Don't hold me responsible for your own stupidity, especially if you are one of these concerned parents (see above). My views are my own and nobody else's, they are not shared by my ISP, employer or cat (which will do anything for a can of food anyway). Links to other web pages outside of my domain may reflect my opinion but are certainly beyond my control and responsibility. By reading or viewing any material on my website you agree to not hold me liable for anything blah blah blah... If you can't cope with that please leave NOW.

One more thing: if you are trying to discuss with me the virtues of the so-called 'pro-life'-movement (how come most of these guys are for the death penalty as well???) or the profitable cult of $cientology or if you are one of those $camway-fuckheads - please get lost! I don't have time for you! Pray for me, ask Xenu for guidance but get lost. Thanks!